It’s what I’ve been accused of
On very fuzzy grounds I’d say
Since no one saw anything
All vague accusations of me
Being wild or not quite proper
Well of course they are right
What else is there to do around here
But some home grown rascalitry
Rascalness
Being rascally
But I had always taken that to be
An endearment
You little rascal
I thought was like
You’re so funny
I guess words change with time
What was ok when young is just
Tiresome and annoying when you’re
Not so cute anymore
There should be clearly written guidelines
For folks like me to follow
So I don’t end up in the clink
They say there are guidelines
They’re called laws
Who changed everything
When I wasn’t looking
I wanna be a little rascal again
Pardon me for saying so and don’t tell Steve but I’d love to be a rascal with you.